It's not too bad when it isn't being stupid. [what kind of dumb answer is that...]
So keep your guard up! Because it gets stupid a lot. [A POINTED LOOK back over his shoulder in the direction of the photography chaos... Not that he minded most of it, but those aliens are wild?! And so are the cat photographers, who even invited them, what's even happening.]
Anyway, I'm gonna go back in and make sure everyone else is doing okay. If you need anything, you can find all of us in your phone. [DOESN'T EVEN SPECIFICALLY OFFER TO HELP good work cashew]
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They seemed like they were gonna attack.
[Attack, not molest poor innocent bystanders!! He's glad they jumped the gun and did something about it now, though.]
Maybe we should just go back and cut down the rest of them, too.
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I see. That's unfortunate. They didn't bother me.
[ maybe they just mistook him for one of them. ]
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Really? Not any of them? [SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE LUCK.] ...Well, whatever. Maybe they just calmed down after the party.
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No. I haven't had any troubles with them. Perhaps they were animated temporarily.
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[He sees your game, trees...]
Ugh... Whatever, I guess it's fine as long as they don't mess anything up again. Some people thought they were aliens, y'know? [THIS CITY IS WEIRD.]
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[ aliens, grabby trees, parties.... this is too wild ]
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So keep your guard up! Because it gets stupid a lot. [A POINTED LOOK back over his shoulder in the direction of the photography chaos... Not that he minded most of it, but those aliens are wild?! And so are the cat photographers, who even invited them, what's even happening.]
Anyway, I'm gonna go back in and make sure everyone else is doing okay. If you need anything, you can find all of us in your phone. [DOESN'T EVEN SPECIFICALLY OFFER TO HELP good work cashew]